Act 00 Scene 00

Setting the Stage

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Act 01 Scene 05

Can`t Relate

07|00|00|18|R|S|All relationships are born from the selfish motives of the two parties. 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|12|L|T|???? 07|00|00|24|R|S|The relationship endures only as long as the two parties are fulfilling their own selfish motives. 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|Depressing notion. 07|00|00|24|R|S|So why would I start a relationship with someone who is only there to satisfy selfish motives? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|You wouldn`t. 07|00|00|24|R|S|With someone who will only stay in the relationship as long as their motives are addressed? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|30|L|Q| 07|00|00|08|R|Q| 08|00|00|08|L|T|???? 07|00|00|06|R|Q| 08|00|00|06|L|S|I`ll be your friend. 07|00|00|04|R|S|Alright. 08|00|00|04|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 06

Selfish Love

12|00|00|34|R|S|If someone says
`I love you`,
it should not affect how you feel about them. 13|00|00|22|L|Q| 13|00|00|12|L|T|???? 12|00|00|24|R|S|The statement
`I love you`
is merely a confession of one`s need. 13|00|00|24|L|Q| 12|00|00|30|R|S|It is a request for assistance.
A cry for help.
A demand to have oneself made complete. 13|00|00|30|L|Q| 12|00|00|12|R|Q| 13|00|00|12|L|S|There is nothing wrong in wanting to be loved. 12|00|00|12|R|S|No more than there is in wanting a sandwich. 13|00|00|12|L|Q| 12|00|00|30|R|S|Only God can love selflessly.
Human love can only be
selfishly motivated. 13|00|00|30|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 09

Final Success

17|00|00|12|R|S|What the...
Where the hell am I? 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|You`re close. 17|00|00|10|R|S|I was...
Oh no!
I can`t believe I did it. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|Q| 17|00|00|06|R|Q| 18|00|00|06|L|S|Did what? 17|00|00|12|R|S|My life has been one failure after the next. 18|00|00|12|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|Testify. 17|00|00|16|R|S|I said,
``I`m gonna be a success,
if it`s the last thing I do!`` 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|20|L|Q| 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|04|L|S|And so it was. 17|00|00|14|R|S|I finally succeeded at something,
and it was my biggest failure of all. 17|00|00|04|R|Q| 18|00|00|18|L|Q| 17|00|00|18|R|Q| 18|00|00|14|L|S|The distance between success and failure can be paper thin. 18|00|00|04|L|Q| 17|00|00|02|R|Q| 18|00|07|02|L|Q|

Act 01 Scene 99

Intermission 1

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Act 02 Scene 04

Parental Rights

20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|Do you think abortion will carry a high price tag? 20|00|00|16|R|S|If so, there will be a lot of wailing up ahead. 21|00|00|16|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I`m at both ends of the spectrum on abortion. 20|00|00|06|R|S|How do you mean? 21|00|00|06|L|Q| 20|00|00|20|R|Q| 21|00|08|20|L|S|I believe that life begins at conception. A zygote is a human being. Period. 20|00|00|04|R|S|And...? 21|00|00|04|L|Q| 20|00|00|16|R|Q| 21|00|00|16|L|S|I also believe that you have the right to kill your children until they leave home. 20|00|08|08|R|T|!!!! 21|00|07|08|L|Q|

Act 02 Scene 06

The Rub

12|00|00|12|L|S|Anyone can have a partner. 11|00|00|12|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|As long as they are willing to adjust their standards, they will always have someone. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|What? 12|00|00|32|L|S|So, anytime you want someone to be your partner, you have to convince them that you are more desirable than the partner they have. 11|00|00|32|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|OK. 12|00|00|24|L|S|Sometimes, this is not that hard. Sometimes, this requires considerable effort. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Yeah? 12|00|00|10|L|S|And there`s the rub. 11|00|00|10|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|T|???? 12|00|00|24|L|S|I could never bring myself to work that hard at proving that I was better than someone else. 11|00|00|24|R|Q| 12|00|00|04|L|Q| 11|00|00|04|R|S|Pity.

Act 02 Scene 07

Planting Seed

09|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|08|R|S|Do you think God will be hard on homosexuals? 08|00|00|04|R|Q| 09|00|00|04|L|S|Not really. 09|00|00|04|L|Q| 08|00|00|08|R|Q| 09|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|08|R|S|It`s an abomination! That`s what He said. 08|00|00|04|R|Q| 09|00|00|18|L|S|God`s all about procreation.
`Be fruitful and multiply.`
And all that. 09|00|00|04|L|Q| 08|00|00|22|R|Q| 09|00|00|06|L|Q| 08|00|00|04|R|S|Yeah? 08|00|00|02|R|Q| 09|00|00|24|L|S|He doesn`t want us to waste it.
You know,
``Better to plant it in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground.`` 09|00|00|04|L|Q| 08|00|00|28|R|Q| 09|00|00|06|L|Q| 08|00|00|04|R|S|So? 08|00|00|02|R|Q| 09|00|00|20|L|S|He`s just a little miffed that the gays aren`t putting it where it can grow. That`s all. 09|00|00|04|L|Q| 08|00|00|24|R|Q| 09|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|10|R|S|Then that would be true for all forms of sodomy, including oral. 08|00|00|02|R|Q| 09|00|00|04|L|S|True enough. 09|00|00|02|L|Q| 08|00|00|06|R|Q| 09|00|00|08|L|Q| 08|00|00|08|R|Q| 09|00|00|24|L|S|It also means that if wasting semen is a sin,
then the gays are sinning,
but the lesbians are not. 09|00|00|04|L|Q| 08|00|00|28|R|Q| 09|00|00|08|L|Q| 08|00|00|08|R|Q| 09|00|00|12|L|Q| 08|00|00|10|R|S|No seed wasted there I guess. 08|00|00|02|R|Q|

Act 02 Scene 99

Intermission 2

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Act 03 Scene 01

Dark Tunnel

00|DK|00|06|R|S|Do you know where you are? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|08|R|Q| 00|DK|00|08|R|Q| 00|00|07|06|R|S|The long dark tunnel? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Yeah...
And I`m the bright light at the end of it. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Actually, you look kind of grayish. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Alright, then I`m the black light in the foyer. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|Who has a black light in their foyer? Hippies maybe. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Alright, then I`m the neon sign over the front door. 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|``Budweiser.
King of Beers.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You do realize you`re about to meet your maker? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|Q| 00|00|07|16|R|S|``Check Cashing.
Open 24 Hours.``
Blink, blink, blink. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|18|R|S|Forget the neon sign! Are you prepared to meet God? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|20|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|I`m sure God would never have a black light in His foyer. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|S|Oh brother. 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|20|R|Q| 00|00|07|18|R|S|Maybe a nice Tiffany lamp. Or some accent lighting... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 02

Real Sarcasm

00|DK|00|04|R|S|So what`s your story? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Ahh.. Goldylocks and the three bears? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|S|Standing at the
Pearly Gates,
and you`re still throwing that
stuff around. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|18|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|What stuff? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|You`ve been skating by on that sarcastic nonsense your entire life. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|So what? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|When the time of reckoning is upon you, find your straight face, and speak from the heart. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|S|So what if I flavor my words with irony and hyperbole? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Your irreverence
exposes your lack
of commitment to
your own well being. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|00|02|R|S|So? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|So it`s time for some real sarcasm. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|What do you mean? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|S|Bye bye. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|06|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|SM|07|04|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 04

All Knowledge

00|DK|00|08|R|S|Have you forgiven your trespassers? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|10|R|Q| 00|DK|00|06|R|Q| 00|00|07|04|R|S|I guess. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|You guess?
Do you know how many
people in Heaven are
holding a grudge
against you? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|Q| 00|00|07|10|R|S|Well,
Bob from work is probably still pissed... 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|None!
Zero.
Do you know why? 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|16|R|Q| 00|00|07|14|R|S|Because once your dead there`s nothing you can do about it? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|S|Because when you get to Heaven, you understand why. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|16|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|00|07|02|R|S|Why what? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|S|Why Mary slapped Bill at the office party.
Why Jenny didn`t... 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|12|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|Oh yeah!
Bill probably said something stupid and off-color. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|22|R|S|That`s not the point!
The point is you will know
why trespasses happened,
and understand. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|24|R|Q| 00|DK|00|14|R|Q| 00|00|07|12|R|S|So just because I know
why someone hurt me,
is enough for me
to forgive them? 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|When you can see the whole picture,
it all makes sense. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q| 00|00|00|14|R|Q| 00|DK|00|10|R|Q| 00|00|07|08|R|S|That does make it easier to let it all go. 00|00|00|02|R|Q| 00|DK|00|04|R|Q| 00|ST|07|04|R|Q| 00|DK|00|12|R|S|Actually,
it was because Bill goosed her at the water cooler. 00|DK|00|02|R|Q|

Act 03 Scene 99

Intermission 3

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Act 04 Scene 02

Where`s Jesus?

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to get groceries. 24|00|13|24|R|Q| 25|00|13|24|R|Q| 26|00|13|24|R|Q| 27|00|13|24|R|Q| 28|00|13|24|R|Q| 29|00|13|24|R|Q| 30|00|13|24|R|Q| 01|00|13|08|R|Q| 02|00|13|08|R|Q| 03|00|13|08|R|Q| 04|00|13|08|R|Q| 05|00|13|08|R|Q| 06|00|13|08|R|Q| 07|00|13|08|R|Q| 08|00|13|08|R|Q| 09|00|13|08|R|Q| 10|00|13|08|R|Q| 11|00|13|08|R|Q| 12|00|13|08|R|Q| 13|00|13|08|R|Q| 14|00|13|08|R|Q| 15|00|13|08|R|Q| 16|00|13|08|R|Q| 17|00|13|08|R|Q| 18|00|13|08|R|Q| 19|00|13|08|R|Q| 20|00|13|08|R|Q| 21|00|13|08|R|Q| 22|00|13|08|R|Q| 23|00|13|08|R|Q| 24|00|13|08|R|Q| 25|00|13|08|R|Q| 26|00|13|08|R|Q| 27|00|13|08|R|Q| 28|00|13|08|R|Q| 29|00|13|08|R|Q| 30|00|13|08|R|Q|